@theshamingofjay: If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad.
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@sarcasticmommy4: I annoyed my kids so bad they told ME to go to bed. So it looks like this parenting thing has come full circle.
@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.
@jwoodham: Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted "you go girl!" from across the street.