@Thedudish: If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Congratulations, "journalists" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl.
@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo
@LionJenkins: Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile.