@Thedudish: If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013.
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@BlindChow: STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*
@brichie13: He's an owl with an attitude. She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!
@BuckyIsotope: *learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*
@AstroKatie: You gotta feel for kids today, growing up in a world where all the good screen names are already taken