@ericsshadow: If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now.
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@bluntphilip: Rich people in movies apparently can't drink scotch without telling everyone how old it is.
@SteveSuckington: [job interview] "What's your.." *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic "Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"
@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.