@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
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@Kendragarden: Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
@valenty__: Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: "Would you like to hol-" Leo: "Say it like we rehearsed it." Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."