@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
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@DanMentos: "You did it!" "You did it!" "You did it!" -dog watching me fail to solve a rubiks cube
@fillthevacuum: If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once.
@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.