@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
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@jaslakhmna: While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !
@theshantilly: I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, "Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before." or "You have a dope overbite."
@keeperoftheday: Girl: come over. Guy: I'm coming over. Girl: we should stop using walkie talkies in bed over.