@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
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@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
@Its_Miss_Riss: Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel.
@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
@thesulk: "All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."