@Izianikapani: If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.
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@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.
@Tmoney68: Friend: You thinking what I'm thinking? Me: It's bullshit there weren't schools from other continents in the Triwizard Tournament? F: ....
@jonnysun: in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times