@Izianikapani: If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.
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@WeissBrandon: Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth.
@HumanPog: one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.