@sucittaM: If the US ever decides to change its currency from the dollar to the unmatched tupperware lid I'll be a very wealthy man.
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@SadieSkyNinja: My spirit animal is a cockroach because I refuse to give up and die. Also I'm sorta crunchy.
@TheAlexNevil: If I'm eating at a restaurant and see a movie star, I always take a pen and paper over and ask "Will you pay for my meal?"
@Pundamentalism: Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive
@TheMichaelRock: My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password.