@okmatchhead: If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often.
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@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.
@benmathaicomedy: 'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree.
@Sassafrantz: Ghosts are pretty cool because they can literally do anything they want, but they choose to hide my keys.