@okmatchhead: If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often.
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@LoneWolfStanley: Keep thinking about asking out a woman that works at my gym but if we end up back at my place she'll see that I've been stealing towels.
@daemonic3: [gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! "Thanks" Anytime, pumpkin! "You're sweet" You're one in vermillion!
@Kalarlis: hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*