@TheTweetOfGod: If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary", you have a pretty limited vocabulary.
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@AsgardianRose: You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood.
@murrman5: [looking at wife's tombstone] today would've been our anniversary *falls to knees* why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me
@Sarcasticsapien: When people say things like "You can't change the past" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.