@SveldtSmelt: If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue.
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@dumbbeezie: "You ruined everything." -People exaggerating when you only ruined like one or two things, tops
@camelSWAG69: "You may now kiss the bride" Wow this is the happiest day of- *dad flies by in hot air ballon* QUEEERR *throws football at my head*
@BookishBunny: Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.