@Eric_Bader: If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: I have this fantasy that all lights go out in the world when I’m at the grocery store. While everyone panics, I grab a head of broccoli, stab the base with a carrot, and light it like a torch. Look, I never said I was any good at fantasy, you guys.
@mydmac: When I get naked in front of a man for the first time I never do it slowly and seductively, that would just give him time to get away.
@WildeThingy: Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*