@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
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@bombsydoll: Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though.
@BoogTweets: Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED? Me: You tell me "Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon"
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.