@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
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@thatfinguy: Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior.
@Nikkeya08: Cashier: Your total is $2,334.00. Me: Can you take off the avocado? Cashier: Okay, that will be $2.00.
@fanofhell: Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people
@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.