@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Kyle_Lippert: Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@AnniemuMary: Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.