@WICKEDTRUTH01: If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!
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@ClamDive: Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says "Previously on wasted potential..."
@meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like "remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"