@WICKEDTRUTH01: If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!
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@Parentpains: Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head.
@Sarcasticsapien: When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying "Good answer" like people on Family Feud.
@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.