@UNTRESOR: If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter.
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@AlmightyBored: I wear my fitness tracker to bed. If I'm making 2 trips a night to the bathroom, I'm damn well getting credit for them.
@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
@AsgardianRose: North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.