@UNTRESOR: If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter.
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@realHamOnWry: I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump
@hashtag_stacks: If I ever got kidnapped my kidnapper would be like 'why are you so good at sitting in one room for a long period of time without showering?'
@AndrewNadeau0: Because of aquariums I thought I loved marine biology but it turns out I just really like the idea of fish prison.
@Mr_Kapowski: shipwreck diary day 425: saw a ship and crew waved but didn't want to look dumb and wave back if they were waving to someone behind me