@UNTRESOR: If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter.
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@DothTheDoth: I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.
@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.
@TheThryll: Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees.
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.