@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
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@jonnysun: *at the movie theater* umm ok the hackers also said theyd do a terror unless u giv me unlimited free popcorn and uh.. also that guys popcorn
@sleepwalkingdog: Lois: "I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight" Clark: *lowers glasses* "More like Fat- Lois: "Oh my god it's Superman"
@ThaJawn: (bank drive thru) Me: *puts deposit through pneumatic tube Banker: This is a can of Pringles Me: Yes, savings please