@Dawn_M_: If there’s a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf.
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@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
@samalmightysam: The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him.
@DannyZuker: "I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue