@Dawn_M_: If there’s a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf.
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@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
@Iwriteforcats: Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!
@PeaceInTruth1: I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.