@shopkins776: If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me
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@juneohara65: Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator.
@The_No_Show: "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" he screamed at his phone. Everyone else on the train hugged their phones a bit closer.
@Cheeseboy22: The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.
@trevso_electric: Filming my own version of "Taken" using cats. My cat will play Liam Neeson and the red dot from a laser pointer is his daughter.