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@Carbosly: If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie.
Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

If there’s a zombie apocalypse, I’m becoming a zombie.
Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

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