@Ristolable: If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?
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@ArfMeasures: SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!
@tangledteatime: Me: Alright. Does everyone have their parachutes? Paul: Yup. Dave who sometimes lies for fun: *giggling* Yah.
@dave_cactus: MUGGER: *pulls out a knife* ME: *pulls out a jar of marmalade and two biscuits* MUGGER: Lovely.