@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
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@MartaEffing: Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats.
@WhiskeySoured: To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.
@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
@djdarrellripley: Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...