@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
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@cajones113: Customer: I can't see. How many sugar and fiber are in this bar? Me: 7 sugar 5 fiber C: That's not very healthy... Just the smokes then.
@patnspankme: This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
@envydatropic: Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs.
@PoliticalGroove: Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again.