@Darlainky: If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will.
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@hell_doe: what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
@ZackBornstein: I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available.
@murrman5: *sniffs date's hair* [later on in ambulance] "no, it's my fault for not mentioning I'm allergic to japanese cherry blossoms"