@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
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@hdaniels_00: When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver
@rachelle_mandik: ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married.