@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
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@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@Book_Krazy: Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?