@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
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@causticbob: what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
@KateWhineHall: Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money.