@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
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@JasonLastname: A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car.
@weinerdog4life: The cops say I have to stop trying to fist fight the guy who tries to feed my house letters everyday.
@clarkekant: Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you.
@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?