@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
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@SocialustGal13: Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?
@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@angibangie: I took my kids to the playground and now they want me to push them on the swings. Jesus Christ, haven't I done enough?