@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.
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@simoncholland: And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom.
@shatterpants: I hate when I wake up at night, look at the clock and go right back to sleep. Essentially my body is just waking me up to do math.
@1CleverGirl1: If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.