@femaleproblems: If this isn't me
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@andylassner: At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
@uMakeMeBad: At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both.
@brendohare: Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots.