@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"
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@Heartblakekid15: My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink.
@GreGooglyMoogly: *brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*
@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...
@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.