@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
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@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.
@hollyberryness: The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep.
@Coolisiana: (Mayday) PILOT: I didn't go thru 9 years of flight school to crash ME: *relieved* Thank G- P: I went through 0, so the crash will make sense
@NurseMurderer: I told my date I was depressed. I added, "not like cut my inner thigh depressed, but sleep with you even though I don't like you depressed."