@TeaPainUSA: If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence? Canada.
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@AristotlesNZ: Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull.
@TheHyyyype: ME: *gives a dollar to a homeless guy* GUY: hey thanks [we start talking] [thirty seconds later] GUY: i'll give you a dollar to go away