@psyzod: if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute
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@Mostly_Cheese: I got locked out of my house after having dinner at an Italian restaurant. I had gnocchi.
@velvettusk: ♫ Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let’s beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD ♫
@mjkspeaks: God, grant me the serenity to accept this stolen property, the courage to sell it on eBay, and the wisdom to not get caught.