@psyzod: if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute
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@SortaBad: My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them
@TheBoydP: Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?
@AminaMarx: update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared