@psyzod: if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute
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@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
@GrrrRach: How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.
@ComedySpeech: Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
@Brampersandon_: ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral