@JackAsHell: If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party
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@KickSumHunibuns: CAMEL 1: Hey can u hold this for me for one sec? CAMEL 2: I would but I kinda have a lot on my back right now.. CAMEL 1: It's one straw Marvin don't be like that
@SaltyCorpse: I had to breathe while my cat was sitting on my lap and now she's disgusted with me.