@BitchyJasmine: 'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'
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@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns