@Ivsy01: If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits
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@earthfalcon33: PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm
@texasstalkermom: How many beer trucks can you "accidentally" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?
@venkaiceprinces: Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles
@MatCro: [break-in] BURGLAR: [cracks safe] COP: Not so fast, kiddo BURGLAR: [cracks safe more slowly]