@ewfeez: If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say "I've gotta take this" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested.
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@huntigula: GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind..
@caliluvgirl77: coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful
@BruceForce: Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human
@UNTRESOR: You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked.