@parkersJoking: If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad
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@Reverend_Scott: [guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
@Probablyrad: Today's kids will never know how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.
@perfect_boxx: I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects.