@everygirI: if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SadMeterologist: -I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price.
@Underchilde: My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model.
@bloodysurgeon1: The glove snap before the prostate exam isn't necessary. We just do that to mess with you.
@rohoxbaby: tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead