@Ms_Laser: If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed.
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@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
@DillDoes: *rubs lamp* Genie: "you get three wishes" Me: "I wish I wasn't so alone" Genie: "k wow I'm like right here"
@CakeThrottle: I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.