@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
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@heatherjs: Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo
@MartaEffing: When I realized my boyfriend said we should 'break up' & not 'break dance', I was sad, but also relieved.