@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
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@PabloGSerski: I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert.
@lilgapeach32: Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly...
@dshack8: Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet.