@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
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@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@Consent2Treat: I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer.
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.