@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
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@Home_Halfway: "I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook" ~ Mark Zuckerberg
@ShawnHatosy: I ate a chocolate bar in bed last night & my wife said, "you have a problem" so I replied, "no, you have a problem; I have a chocolate bar."
@Swishergirl24: Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?
@SnackMomSyndrom: If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say "like"