@xLiserx: If video games were truly to blame for violent acts drive by turtle flinging would be at an all time high.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Imagine how hard it must have been before photography existed, having to hold a pose in the bathroom while painting your selfie.
@jordan_stratton: My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips. *me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon.
@AngelaEhh: I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding.