@Hurly_Burly: If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.
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@KevinHart4real: Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant
@Jfficial: People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?
@seandunn76: Me: Kensington, fetch me my robe. K: You sold your robe and everything else you own so you could afford a butler. Me: Hold me, Kensington.
@stellarjulez808: If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.