@Miniwheats2012: If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist.
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@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.
@BuckyIsotope: Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT
@GrantTanaka: a good way to greet new neighbors is by practicing your pitchfork-throwing in the front yard & impressing them w/ your deadly accuracy
@AnOrangeSNES: Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes Δ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 •) Potato