@Miniwheats2012: If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist.
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@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
@baaabs_29: I remember when I used to play hard to get.. now I'm like hi i love you, ring size 4.5, my uterus is healthy, please marry me.
@NYC_Blonde: I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones.