@kumailn: If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate.
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@Mike_Bianchi: A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says "Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."
@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...
@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'