@Meldiesattheend: If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
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@thetobbie: Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair...
@agathagotstoned: The plane starts going down. I say, "If we die, know that hat is hideous". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since.
@imchriskelly: Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right.