@100percent001: If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat.
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@leechee420: Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit.
@lisaxy424: [in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*
@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.