@jonlovett: If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?
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@rockymomax: SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore
@Beerhaze: If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop.
@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.