@Rollinintheseat: If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet.
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@Schgot89: The church apparently thinks that gay and lesbian people laying with one another is unnatural. As opposed to walking on water.
@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "Did you lock the backdoor?" Me: "Yes I did." Burglar from downstairs: "No he didn't!"
@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents