@Rollinintheseat: If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet.
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@jergarl: My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane.
@HogwartsLogics: Me: when is the pizza ready? Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god no Me: TWELVE YEARS Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN