@UnFitz: "If we don't know a word for something, why can't we just make one up?" he remarked confusatorily.
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@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@TheBoydP: Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??
@jonnysun: *wakes up before alarm goes off* please be 5am please be 5am *checks time* 2:34pm, februrary 25, 2054. NOOOOOOOOO