@susie_meister: If we eliminated, "Is your car running ok?" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak.
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@OneFunnyMummy: Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!
@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@angibangie: 4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born.