@susie_meister: If we eliminated, "Is your car running ok?" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak.
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@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
@Gre_Gone: *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me