@susie_meister: If we eliminated, "Is your car running ok?" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak.
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@envydatropic: Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an "Oh, honey"
@smirkykev: In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"
@Paxochka: Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?
@MeetingBoy: I love how you changed "Conclusions" to "Learnings" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?