@donjuantip: If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??
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@ShittyComedian: Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, "Did you bring the lube?" As loud as possible.
@EricaLynnz: Brb taking my potted plant for a walk "And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"
@blaha_Who: I had sex with a girl who had the big holes in her ear lobes once It was just once, because using them as reins isn't cool, apparently