@RobDenBleyker: If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic.
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@TheTweetOfGod: If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary", you have a pretty limited vocabulary.
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Not only did I find 5 grey hairs on the top of my head but they were also sticking straight up. So....I'm transforming into Albert Einstein.
@robfee: ♫ Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues ♫