@nachosarah: if we're on a date and you're rude to the waiter I'd be like holy shit I'm on a date
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@MooseAllain: [tracker kneels and examines spoor] - A herd of idiots has passed this way but an hour ago. - How can you tell? - Look. Fresh nincompoop.
@lisaxy424: hot girl doing pouty lips: wow she is so sexy me doing pouty lips: are...are you going to puke, you have to tell me if you're going to puke